Confucius Say.....Miss Panama one dumb broad

And you thought Miss California and Miss Teen South Carolina brought the dumbs? Well, this profound ho right here has trumped their asses! Giosue Cozzarelli, a contestant in Miss Panama 2009, gave the hottest answer ever when asked about her thoughts on a Confucius quote.

I actually thought it was Penelope Cruz at first....but no problem...she'll marry a rich guy and be on her way.

Quote of the Day...by Dennis Miller

First off, I find it weird that we've come to a point in history where a chick running for Miss USA gets harder questions than the President of the United States.

And I would say this about Barack: I like the cut of his jib. I think he's very smooth. But you know something? If my kid said "uh" that much, I would say, 'Hey! Stop saying "uh" that much.'

Dennis Miller on the softball questions offered up at the Obama news conference. Here is one of the tough questions offered up to Teleprompter Jesus.