The most transparent government evahhhh...

First of all...when did CNN start reporting news.

The Associated Press reports the American people have been informed that their services are no longer needed.

Among those unhappy with the planned private powwow is the head of C-Span, who "has implored Congress to open up the last leg of health care reform negotiations to the public," Fox News reports:

C-SPAN CEO Brian Lamb wrote to leaders in the House and Senate Dec. 30 urging them to open "all important negotiations, including any conference committee meetings," to televised coverage on his network.

Here is the letter. Pelosi's response: "There has never been a more open process for any legislation in anyone who's served here's experience." Has a more false or awkwardly worded statement ever come out of anyone who has served as speaker of the House's mouth?

So much for transparency... here you have the liar in chief, promising on eight separate occasions to televise the health care debate. Actually Obama never lies. He just makes situational assertions.

Next stop on the Obama 'under the bus tour"

Here's a story about a lady named Nancy
A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy
Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker
But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a "leaker."

She flies on government planes coast to coast
And doesn't mind that our economy is toast
She makes the Air Force squire her in their military jets
There's room for her family, her staff, and even her pets.

Until now, she annoyed us, but her gaffes were mostly funny;
Even though it was painful to watch her waste our tax money.
But now her wacky comments are no laughing matter;
She's either unwilling to tell the truth, or she's mad as a hatter!

She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation;
But claims she wasn't there, and can't give an explanation.
She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars;
Even the press aren't buying it and they're stoking their fires.

I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it's her nose that needs tweaking.

If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying;
Or it's Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying.
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.

I say it here and I say it rather clear-
It's time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here

Joke of the day

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."


"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"

"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

Best analysis of granny Botox's big lie so far

She was nervous, she was shifty , her syntax was incomprehensible…

“Speaker Pelosi’s the big loser, because she either comes across as incompetent or dishonest. Those are the only two defenses,” Gingrich said. “The fact is, she either didn’t do her job, or she did do her job and she’s now afraid to tell the truth.”

The White House now says Obama Did Not Bow to that Dude... King Abdullah

You've probably seen this picture going around this week of the Messiah bowing to some Arab dude

The White House is denying that the president bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at a G-20 meeting in London, a scene that drew criticism on the right and praise from some Arab outlets.
"It wasn't a bow. He grasped his hand with two hands, and he's taller than King Abdullah," said an Obama aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

This is the biggest reason I'm constantly ranting on this administration and Teleprompter Jesus. It's not the bow itself that pisses me off, but it's the crap they spew out to cover all their lies. Bush made some stupid mistakes, but if he had tried an explanation like this do you think"anyone" would have bought it?

The president has so little regard for honesty because he is totally confident that the pussies in the mainstream media will cover for him...and the 52% who voted for him will buy this bullshit.

"Who are you going to believe, me...........or your lying eyes?"