So remember our favorite flyboy wannabe Bernie Madoff...... Marcus Schrenker? You know..... financial fraud, jumped out of his plane with a parachute, tried to commit suicide in a tent with a map of campgrounds and notes on what his distress call should say? Turns out, he isn't detail oriented enough to pull off something like that.He was on Good Morning America telling his tale of woe, and it's actually a hilarious read, but you'd have to be an Obama voter to actually believe any of this bullshit.
I can't believe Michelle Schrenker hasn't struck a deal for some naked pictures with Playboy or some other rag, before her 15 minutes are up. I don't think their is going to much to buy groceries with after Marcus goes off to meet Bubba in the prison showers.
