You Brits are a bunch of Drunks

THE average British bloke drinks the equivalent of 44,000 pints of beer before he pops his clogs, a poll found.
At today’s prices that works out at £24,000 – or a year’s average wage.
The survey of 5,000 fellas found Mr Average sups 402 drinks a year.
That includes 234 pints, two litres of spirits, 1.5 litres of cocktails, 101 glasses of wine, half a litre of liqueurs and two bottles of champagne.
He boozes for an average 60.5 years of his life – getting through a whopping 88,000 units of alcohol. One pint of weak beer contains two units. STORY IN THE SUN