Danny Williams, Newfie Premier, travels to U.S. for heart surgery

The heart and soul of Newfoundland politics is in for repair – and it's not in his home Province, or even in Canada, for that matter.

The deputy premier of Newfoundland and Labrador (where there is actually a town callled Dildo).. says Danny Williams is undergoing heart surgery in the United States because the treatment he is seeking was not available in his home province.

Kathy Dunderdale says the premier decided to go to the U.S. for surgery after weeks of consultation with his doctors, but added she wasn’t aware whether that type of surgery was offered elsewhere in Canada.

It’s an old joke in Canada, but might be new to some of you....Canadian's have the best health care system in the world, unless you get sick. I don't know if you can buy any SCREECH in the States though...he may have to bring his private stock.

dis stuff jus makes me newfie blood boil it do.....hey by...tunderin' Danny he crossed da line der buddy!

......the backpeddling begins......

A couple "must have" Inauguration Day souveneirs

Finally, a dildo that stands for change. Make this an erection, I mean election, to remember."

For those of you who really love our new president elect (and want to love him even more), the "Head O State" dildo stands 7.5 inches tall, 2 inches wide and is made in the good ol' USA.

The dildos are available via HeadOState.com. Check out the page for laughs, as it contains ringing "endorsements" from John McCain, Sarah Palin, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. Ann Coulter keeps one hidden away and uses it while cursing his name when she's been a baaaad baaad girl.

Then we have the Obama Soap, endorsed again and again by our new Gaff-a-minute vice president who Obama continually washes his mouth out with after another one of his asshat oratories. The man who makes Sarah Palin look like a Mensa member.