The BBC is reporting that a restaurant owner has apologized to some customers who received the above-pictured bill. Diner Clare Watkin said she thought it was written after they complained about poor service. "I couldn't believe it. The bill read 'fish cakes', which one of us had for a starter, and it was written right above it - absolutely disgusting language.
I'm sorry.....but we didn't order the Suck my D### F##K Face! Maybe it was a Blowfish?