Obama's welfare plan

A guy walks into the local welfare office and marches straight up to the
counter and says, ”Hi… You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”

The social worker behind the counter at the local Acorn officee says, “Your timing is excellent....President Obama himself is here today to get you a job in person". Obama tells him he has a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year.”

The guy, wide-eyed, says, “You’re Bullshittin’ me!”

Obama says, “Yeah, well… You started it.”

Why we need Obama's stimulus plan or why I HATE NANCY PELOSI

Now you see why Obama's and Pelosi's stimulus plan is so badly needed. Up until yesterday, the media take on this octuplet birth was that it was a wonderful thing, a blessing, a miracle. Because everyone loves babies, right? Guess what fellow citizens? You've just become fosterparents for these little bambinos.......and six more you didn't know about, because this woman, her parents, and now fourteen kids, is not going to earn enough to support this clown car full of screeching rugrats.

Meet Miss Nadya Suleman, who gave birth to octuplets this week, and had six other children, her mother revealed.
That brings the total up to 14. Alice Suleman, the beaming grandmother, came forward to explain the headline-grabbing event, told the press that her daughter had eight embryos implanted last year and they all came to fruition. Doctors offered to eliminate a few to help manage the pregnancy, but the woman, whose marital status remains unknown, refused. And Suleman couldn’t be happier: "I looked at those babies. They are so tiny and so beautiful." She admits taking care of the tots will be a challenge, but promised to stand by her daughter’s side. And hopefully the six other children can lend a hand, too!

The mother turns out to already have six children, is unmarried, and lives with her parents who have already declared bankruptcy and live in a two or three bedroom house. The problem with America is too many idiots. I’m not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Massive Unemployment fraud in Belgium

“What happened is that people arrived in Belgium and had no right to unemployment benefits. In order to qualify they had to prove they worked for so many days. These people then used any means to get the necessary paperwork to prove they had been employed.”
In all some 10,000 are believed to have been involved in the fraud, but the number is expected to rise further.
Some paid a 100 euros for a filled in dismissal notice from the employment agency, others forked out 400 euros. WATCH VIDEO

This is an old trick from Wallonia

A 66-year-old man from New York, Virgilio Cintron, died before he could cash his Social Security check so his roommate and a friend used an office chair to wheel Virgilio's corpse down to the Pay-O-Matic check cashing store in an attempt to cash the check. A trick used by Walloons for decades, its why the Flemish want to seperate.

Unfortunately, the two men couldn't help but be noticed by passers-by as they wheeled a corpse, flailing from side to side, along Ninth Avenue in Manhattan.
The roommate and a third man, who was a friend of the deceased, reportedly left Cintron outside as they entered the establishment, pointing to him through the window when the cashier told them that Cintron would have to be present to cash the check, according to the police account.

When the cashier asked them to bring Cintron inside, they exited the building, where they were confronted by an on-duty Real Time Crime Center detective who had been in the building next door when he noticed the commotion.
The two men were taken into police custody, where they were questioned and may face charges related to criminal impersonation or check fraud.
Cintron is believed to have died of natural causes.

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