Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Stylist Shoots Woman in the Ass for Complaining About Haircut

A 38-year-old hairstylist, Monique Reed, has been arrested for allegedly shooting a customer in the ass for complaining about her haircut.
Reed was charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment for shooting 28-year-old Lauren Newton in the "small of her back, near her buttocks."
Police say Reed went to a bedroom, got a gun, and fired a shot into the ceiling. Officers say Reed then shot Newton, who was trying to flee with her sister. Police say Newton is being treated for non-life-threatening injuries.

Now, let's face it, there's good and bad here. Despite the possibility of experiencing the absolute joy of shooting complainers in the ass, as a business philosophy it would tend to affect the number of repeat customers.

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