As part of an investigation into middle-class drinking habits conducted by ITV's Tonight programme, the producers of the program hooked up with Anne Collins, a 52 year old drunkard ( a drunkard to the tune of 45-plus units of alcohol a week) and digitally aged her by 25 years. The results are pictured above.How did Anne react when seeing the pictures?
Anne describes the pictures as "horrifying". Ya well, drunks tend to overreact to everything. What has this investigation taught us? It has taught us that old drunken women don't brush their hair. It has taught us that drunken women don't smile and tend to wear ugly cardigans. It has taught us that drunken women with bad taste in clothing should cover up their necks. At age 77, most men are half blind anyway, so whether your wife looks like a crinkled up old newspaper or whether she looks like a slightly less crinkled up old newspaper, it doesn't really matter. If my wife looks anything like either one of those pictures when she's 77, I'll be drunk. STORY and more pictures if ya need em.
Anne describes the pictures as "horrifying". Ya well, drunks tend to overreact to everything. What has this investigation taught us? It has taught us that old drunken women don't brush their hair. It has taught us that drunken women don't smile and tend to wear ugly cardigans. It has taught us that drunken women with bad taste in clothing should cover up their necks. At age 77, most men are half blind anyway, so whether your wife looks like a crinkled up old newspaper or whether she looks like a slightly less crinkled up old newspaper, it doesn't really matter. If my wife looks anything like either one of those pictures when she's 77, I'll be drunk. STORY and more pictures if ya need em.
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