Stylist Shoots Woman in the Ass for Complaining About Haircut

A 38-year-old hairstylist, Monique Reed, has been arrested for allegedly shooting a customer in the ass for complaining about her haircut.

Reed was charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment for shooting 28-year-old Lauren Newton in the "small of her back, near her buttocks."
Police say Reed went to a bedroom, got a gun, and fired a shot into the ceiling. Officers say Reed then shot Newton, who was trying to flee with her sister. Police say Newton is being treated for non-life-threatening injuries.

Now, let's face it, there's good and bad here. Despite the possibility of experiencing the absolute joy of shooting complainers in the ass, as a business philosophy it would tend to affect the number of repeat customers.

Shooting clubs can't keep up with demand

Flemish shooting clubs have received a flood of membership applications during the past six months. The daily 'Het Belang van Limburg' writes that 3,500 people have joined shooting clubs in Flanders since the beginning of the year.
The volume of membership applications is such that some clubs have even stopped allowing new people to join, as they are unable to cope.
The increase in the number of people interested in joining gun clubs has come about as a result of tougher restrictions on the ownership of firearms that were approved in the aftermath of last May's race murders in Antwerp. Anyone applying for a gun license must be a member of a gun club and have practiced at least five times at the club's rifle range.