Thursday, December 03, 2009

Tiger's going to give us a fun ride

If you’re anything like me, you were probably wondering when a Chinese CG mock-up of the Tiger Woods car crash would surface. Well, your wait is over......The Reenactment of the Tiger Woods Car crash is here for your viewing pleasure.

For those who don't know, yes, Elin Nordegren-Woods, wife of the best golfer in the world (for the moment...), is one, of a pair of twins. I'll wait while you think about that…

Elin and her twin sister Josephin met Tiger at the 2001 British Open while both were serving as nannies for Swedish golf pro Jesper Parnevik.
And yes, they're identical twins. I'll wait again while you think about that some more.

Here's what Jesper has to say about all that..."I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of — I feel really sorry for Elin — since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

I wonder if Gary McCord or David Feherty will be able to hold it back this year on golf broadcasts.

Advice to married celebs - when you're about to stick it in the waitress, ask, "Will my kids read about this on the Internet some day?"

Some of the better ones I've heard so far.....
What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 100 yards.

"Put a Tiger in Your Skank."

Mickelson has been trying to contact Elin for some advice on how to beat Tiger


Meanwhile......bikini-clad MJ Radio show personality Meredith Walusek is camped outside Tiger Woods’ Isleworth community in Orlando.
Her sign says: “Tiger - They offered me $500,000 - I’m keeping my mouth shut!” I'm sure his neighbors are thrilled.

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