Tiger Woods and the 12 Billion dollar piece of ass!

Tiger's back......will have a new meaning next time!

Tiger Woods is not the only one who blew big bucks with his image-busting cheating spree.
His losses are chump change compared with the up to $12 billion that the scandal has cost shareholders of his big-money sponsors like Nike, AT&T and Gatorade, a study revealed Monday.

"Total shareholder losses may exceed several decades' worth of Tiger Woods' personal endorsement income," said study author Victor Stango, a professor at the University of California Davis.

The study compared the stock prices of nine Woods sponsors with competitors and the overall market after the scandal erupted last month. Investors in the three sports-related companies - video gamemaker Electronic Arts, Gatorade and Nike - fared the worst, experiencing a 4.3% drop in stock value.

On the other hand, Accenture, a global management consulting firm, experienced no measurable ill effects from Woods' fall from grace.

Theresa Rogers.... Tigerstress Number Eleven...Tiger's gone Couger!

Theresa Rogers, the 49-year old Florida Couger with collagen-tastic lips and a regrettable dye job has been outed as the latest Tigerstress. Where can you find Theresa Rogers pictures? How about nowhere. Mistress No. 11 has kept her public exposure to a minimum.

Theresa was crazy about Tiger but she didn’t want to feel like a bought woman, a paid escort…She just wanted to be the woman who schooled Tiger in the bedroom. PALM BEACH POST

Who is advising Tiger? Who would pay this skank anything unless it involves some really disgusting behavior. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

Would you buy a cell phone from this company?.....SIGN ME UP!

MTC touch is the cell phone operator in Lebanon, so don't ask me how these pictures showed up in what looks like some Russian market......just enjoy them.

They obviously have some great promotions though....I'll take the Tiger Woods plan please......the ten pak!

Tiger's going to give us a fun ride

If you’re anything like me, you were probably wondering when a Chinese CG mock-up of the Tiger Woods car crash would surface. Well, your wait is over......The Reenactment of the Tiger Woods Car crash is here for your viewing pleasure.


For those who don't know, yes, Elin Nordegren-Woods, wife of the best golfer in the world (for the moment...), is one, of a pair of twins. I'll wait while you think about that…

Elin and her twin sister Josephin met Tiger at the 2001 British Open while both were serving as nannies for Swedish golf pro Jesper Parnevik.
And yes, they're identical twins. I'll wait again while you think about that some more.

Here's what Jesper has to say about all that..."I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of — I feel really sorry for Elin — since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."


I wonder if Gary McCord or David Feherty will be able to hold it back this year on golf broadcasts.

Advice to married celebs - when you're about to stick it in the waitress, ask, "Will my kids read about this on the Internet some day?"

Some of the better ones I've heard so far.....
What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 100 yards.

"Put a Tiger in Your Skank."

Mickelson has been trying to contact Elin for some advice on how to beat Tiger

and the TIGER WOODS FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD

Meanwhile......bikini-clad MJ Radio show personality Meredith Walusek is camped outside Tiger Woods’ Isleworth community in Orlando.
Her sign says: “Tiger - They offered me $500,000 - I’m keeping my mouth shut!” I'm sure his neighbors are thrilled.

Rachel Uchitel Pictures.....Tigers little floozy

Before his car accident, Tiger Woods argued with his wife about reports by the National Enquirer that he had an affair with notorious floozy, Rachel Uchitel. Evidently Tiger took a Mulligan on his wedding vows to Swedish beauty Elin Nordegren.
If your husband is in a car accident wouldn’t your first reaction be to open a door?.... Not smash the back window open for no reason unless the car was on fire or something.
Elin is a crazy crazy bitch.
She must be awesome in the sack.

The National Enquirer reports that Racheal Uchitel, a 34-year old "New York party girl", has been the subject of Tiger's dalliances......and by the looks of these pictures i'd say party girl is the right adjective.

But if you're worth say, $500 million or so, you should be allowed to have a few 'wives'.

Tiger Wood's wife Elin Nordgren's nude pictures

This is a bit old but it's a yearly attempt to garner more readers by posting nude pictures of Tiger Woods' wife in order to garner more hits around Masters time.

For some great humour check out the new "Tiger's Back" Nike commercial.

Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren wins a libel lawsuit over fake nude pictures. It's kind of a non-news story, but gives everyone an opportunity to drool over how hot Tiger Woods' wife is.
In September, 2006, The Dubliner published an article slamming the wives of U.S. golfers during the Ryder Cup, including Nordegren and the wives of golfers Chad Campbell, David Toms and Jim Furyk. The article, titled "Ryder Cup Filth for Dublin?" was accompanied by a faked nude photo of Nordegren and a claim that photos of her in 'sweaty poses' could be found on porn sites across the web.
The big quote was this: "Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public. Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup? Consider the evidence. Tiger Woods' wife can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites",
She has, however, been photographed in bikinis, like the one pictured above. She's a former model, after all. So I'm going to donate $100 to cancer research and run the following Elin bikini pic. And if you look at it, I ask that you donate $20 to the breast cancer-related charity of your choice. So close your eyes if you can't spare the money.
The nude photographs claimed to be of Nordegren actually depict Playboy magazine model Kim Hiott, and most are derived from the 2000 edition of Playboy's "Nudes" special edition. Don't fall all over yourself trying to get to them.

I'm back...but who's reading this blog?

I don't write for a week and the number of reader hits stays about 500-600 a day, whats with that? A little further investigation reveals that anything with tits, ass, or Tiger Woods wife naked is where all the search hits are. So much for you morons actually reading anything I write.....

I will say having a grandkid is much more fun than your own kids. He takes an atomic dump......it's here Mom, you hold him for awhile.....

Tiger Woods's wife nude!