Monday, December 21, 2009

All Europeans beware of killer wine corks!

The Belgian daily 'Het Nieuwsblad' reports that Dutch MEP Wim Van de Camp has pleaded for a warning notice on champagne corks, claiming that flying corks cause "a scary amount" of accidents.

I guess if Belgians are too uncoordinated to open a Champagne bottle without injuring themselves this might explain why they have such an embarrassment for a National Football team. If you are injuring yourself by drinking might be time to put the bottle away people.

As far as Mr. Van de Camp goes.....just when I think European politicians can't get any dumber......another one comes along.

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