Thursday, December 10, 2009

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” and that “today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr....... both of whom repeatadly cheated on their wives with black women.”

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywherewhen you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women.

Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

I'm assuming most of you have got the satire by now......but this is Al Sharpton, the guy is insane enough to say any of this....... Where da white women at?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Al Sharpton your an idiot. Your a poor excuse for a man and a disgrace to the human race. With all this wrong with extramartial encounters this is what bothers you? The fact that a person has a preference in what race they are attracted to? REALLY

Anonymous said...

does anyone think porn is the only business still thriving during the credit cruch? I think many folks seek refuge in buying and wanking porn during the crunch


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