Can you get a ticket for OWD (operating while drunk)

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In the "you can't make this stuff up" department, take a look at this woman's ass. Although the video and the news story are unrelated....they should be!

William Yvorchuk, M.D., an independent Fargo plastic surgeon, was about to perform surgery on March 5 when the medical staff at the PSI Surgical Center of Fargo observed that Yvorchuk appeared impaired, according to a release sent out today by the Board. Yvorchuk’s blood alcohol level was later determined to be .351, about four times the legal limit!
Other physicians were called to observe Yvorchuk, and after evaluating him, agreed there was an apparent impairment, the release says. It also was determined that he had performed two surgeries earlier in the day, one of them must have been on this poor womans ass! STORY IN FARGO FORUM

The shocking cost of alcohol: What drinking every day really does to you

As part of an investigation into middle-class drinking habits conducted by ITV's Tonight programme, the producers of the program hooked up with Anne Collins, a 52 year old drunkard ( a drunkard to the tune of 45-plus units of alcohol a week) and digitally aged her by 25 years. The results are pictured above.

How did Anne react when seeing the pictures?
Anne describes the pictures as "horrifying". Ya well, drunks tend to overreact to everything. What has this investigation taught us? It has taught us that old drunken women don't brush their hair. It has taught us that drunken women don't smile and tend to wear ugly cardigans. It has taught us that drunken women with bad taste in clothing should cover up their necks. At age 77, most men are half blind anyway, so whether your wife looks like a crinkled up old newspaper or whether she looks like a slightly less crinkled up old newspaper, it doesn't really matter. If my wife looks anything like either one of those pictures when she's 77, I'll be drunk. STORY and more pictures if ya need em.