Thursday, January 15, 2009

Minnesotans for Global Warming



THE GLOBAL WARMING SONG
FREE THE FLAMINGO'S!!!! If you can stop swearing long enough at Al Gore to watch this video, it's hilairious. As I write this temperatures in Minnesota are down to 33 below zero

Minnesotans for Global Warming website

A question for you president elect Obama


Art imitates Europe, and its not very pretty in Brussels

Bulgaria as a toilet? Romania as a Dracula-themed amusement park? Europeans are finding little amusement in an art installation intended to celebrate a unified Europe.
Why didn’t anyone realize right away that there was something seriously weird about the new piece of art in Brussels?

An art installation by David Cerny, commissioned by the Czech Republic to mark the start of its six-month presidency of the European Union, has angered some by depicting stereotypes of the member countries. The 172-square-foot, eight-ton installation, titled "Entropa," is located in Brussels at the European Council. France was shown with a banner emblazoned with the word "strike" draped across it.....sorry but i don't call that a stereotype, it's more like reality.

Michelle Schrenker naked


UPDATE!! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE TODAY SHOW VIDEO OF MICHELLE SCHRENKER....GO HERE
You didn't really believe that did you? The real headline was supposed to be "A man with his three favorite possessions."

But on my first day back, i'm trying to generate some hits, so you have to settle for a picture of Michelle Schrenker and her douchbag, soon to be ex-husband, Marcus.
Turns out this was no ordinary Piper Malibu, this was a 2002 Meridian, a very expensive turbine version of the Malibu, estimated value $1 million. Pictured in the background of the photo is the airplane in question, along with Mr. Schrenker, his Lexus, and his wife Michelle Schrenker.

This lovely looking woman who is grabbing this guy's junk, while carefully exposing that large rock and contemplating smashing someones head in with a tropical fruit, possibly a guava, is Michelle Schrenker . This 36 year old is what we call a trophy wife, and a mother of three. And she’s pretty hot despite her having one leg more tanned than the other one. As you can see, I have not analyzed this picture much.

Now there’s not a reason in the world for me to post this, but I understand from Google Trends that Michelle Schrenker name is the highest rated search currently on the go tonight. So what I’m doing is a little hit-baiting, seeing as if I will get zillions of hits by just posting a few pictures of Michelle Schrenker while constantly typing her name. Her name being Michelle Schrenker.


UPDATE
Just when you thought this guy couldn't be a bigger tool, the NY Post comes up with some video of Marcus and his new squeeze...dumping the wife and kids to jet off to Key West for some New Year's Eve nookie. Meet Kelly Baker, the latest to gain 15 minutes of fame, as America's latest

There are cheaper ways to kill yourself Marcus

Got to love this guy's can do attitude...Fake death, Check.
Suicide, on the list.
I'm sure we've all thought about faking our death at some point.....but in Alabama?.....c'mon Markus, that's just not cool.
Somewhere a shrink is salivating over the revenue they'll be able to produce with therapy for this dipshit's children.

Bottle of sleeping pills: $24.99

Razor blades: $2.49

Accessing a tall structure: $0.00

Handgun: $239.00

10-feet of rope: $16.99

Piper Malibu, Hotel room, Red Yamaha, Camping gear, Razor blades: $720,322.49

Front page of the New York Post: Priceless