Top 10 things a guy shouldn't do in public

OK, so you’ve had sex in public and maybe even proposed to your girlfriend on the subway. That's awesome. We salute your male boldness, however, do you also get misty at the movies or blow your nose without a tissue? Now you’ve lost our vote by committing one of the top 10 things guys shouldn’t do in public.

To put together our list, we’ve looked at the nastiest, most off-putting stuff we do in public that has the potential to alienate women and, really, anyone within two feet. Of course, peeing your pants or doing one worse are a given. Instead, our list focuses on everything from having a public domestic argument with your girlfriend to puking in plain sight of a crowd.

NUMBER 10

Sure, Adonis, your biceps are big and your abs are tight, but your love affair with the gym mirror is just plain creepy. The bar narcissist who fixates on his James Bond poses in the mirror before, during and after he talks to a woman is equally funny and disturbing. By all means, check the mirror to make sure you haven’t got broccoli between your teeth or a stream of snot across your cheek, but if you can’t get enough of yourself in the mirror, chances are other people quickly will.

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Michelle Schrenker naked

UPDATE!! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE TODAY SHOW VIDEO OF MICHELLE SCHRENKER....GO HERE
You didn't really believe that did you? The real headline was supposed to be "A man with his three favorite possessions."

But on my first day back, i'm trying to generate some hits, so you have to settle for a picture of Michelle Schrenker and her douchbag, soon to be ex-husband, Marcus.
Turns out this was no ordinary Piper Malibu, this was a 2002 Meridian, a very expensive turbine version of the Malibu, estimated value $1 million. Pictured in the background of the photo is the airplane in question, along with Mr. Schrenker, his Lexus, and his wife Michelle Schrenker.

This lovely looking woman who is grabbing this guy's junk, while carefully exposing that large rock and contemplating smashing someones head in with a tropical fruit, possibly a guava, is Michelle Schrenker . This 36 year old is what we call a trophy wife, and a mother of three. And she’s pretty hot despite her having one leg more tanned than the other one. As you can see, I have not analyzed this picture much.

Now there’s not a reason in the world for me to post this, but I understand from Google Trends that Michelle Schrenker name is the highest rated search currently on the go tonight. So what I’m doing is a little hit-baiting, seeing as if I will get zillions of hits by just posting a few pictures of Michelle Schrenker while constantly typing her name. Her name being Michelle Schrenker.

UPDATE

Just when you thought this guy couldn't be a bigger tool, the NY Post comes up with some video of Marcus and his new squeeze...dumping the wife and kids to jet off to Key West for some New Year's Eve nookie. Meet Kelly Baker, the latest to gain 15 minutes of fame, as America's latest