Michelle Schrenker talks about husband and Kelly Baker on Today Show (VIDEO)

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The estranged wife of douchebag of the year, Marcus Schrenker, accused of attempting to fake his own death to escape charges of defrauding investors says she was blindsided by the charges against him, his unsuccessful flight from justice and the discovery that he was having an affair. So if you can stand listening to the insipid Matt Lauer feed her rehearsed questions...here's the video.

I'd bang her...but up close the face kind of looks like swiss cheese. She'd make a good stripper though if she needs some cash.
“I was shocked. I was shocked by everything that had happened,” Michelle Schrenker told TODAY’s Matt Lauer in an exclusive interview Friday in New York. “Everything that happened in this last year became so shocking. The affair was a shock to me. The finances were a shock to me. Everything was a change in his behavior.”

Bookkeeper, Receptionist, Coffee maker Trophy wife, whatever. When you sign off on regulatory documents as "CFO", that means you put your ass on the line.
Good luck in jail, sweetheart....the bitches are going to like that poon. I hope the kids like grandpa and grandma, cause they're going to need em.

Authorities have seized all of Michelle Schrenker’s assets, including her Indiana home, and her role as the chief financial officer of one of her husband’s companies has come under scrutiny.


Until late last year, the trim and attractive blonde thought that she was living the American dream. Her husband, Marcus Schrenker, was a handsome and dashing daredevil pilot who ran several successful investment companies. They and their three children, ages 14, 11 and 6, lived in a mansion in a private community in Indiana. They traveled in style, owned expensive cars and a private plane.

Mistress Kelly Baker testifies for Michelle Schrenker (video)

UPDATE!!!

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE TODAY SHOW VIDEO OF MICHELLE SCHRENKER GO HERE

This one is getting good!
With her husband in jail, Michelle Schrenker entered court to stop the state's attempt to permanently freeze her assets. Refusing to answer questions and covering her face, the wife of the Fishers investment manager who parachuted out of his plane, letting it crash in Florida, had an unlikely ally in court: her husband's self-proclaimed girlfriend, Kelly Baker.

Baker testified on Michelle Schrenker's behalf that Marcus Schrenker spent investors' money lavishly on her. But attorneys for the secretary of state's securities commission paint another picture of Michelle Schrenker - the chief financial officer of her husband's investment companies who knowingly spent tens of thousands of dollars from defrauded investors.

The 4 million dollar home, along with several Lexuses, were in Michelle Schrenker's name, though it is unclear what was purchased with investor funds. Michelle Schrenker also got a biweekly salary of $5,800 from the company, but now claims her function was in name only.

Schrenker's wife was not the only person on the receiving end of his financial gain. His girlfriend, Kelly Baker, testified on Michelle Schrenker's behalf. Baker said Schrenker bought her presents and deposited about $20,000 into her account from September to December.

Schrenker and Baker became friends in October 2007. Baker, a former employee at Indy Aero, where Schrenker kept his airplane, said the relationship turned romantic in January 2008 and continued until early last month.

While they were dating, Baker said, Schrenker gave her a 2007 Ford Edge valued at $30,000, along with two Louis Vuitton bags and a Louis Vuitton watch and coin purse. He also rented a condo in Fishers for the two to share in June 2008 -- depositing a year's lease of about $30,000-- and gave Baker $70,000 to furnish it.

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Michelle Schrenker naked

UPDATE!! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE TODAY SHOW VIDEO OF MICHELLE SCHRENKER....GO HERE
You didn't really believe that did you? The real headline was supposed to be "A man with his three favorite possessions."

But on my first day back, i'm trying to generate some hits, so you have to settle for a picture of Michelle Schrenker and her douchbag, soon to be ex-husband, Marcus.
Turns out this was no ordinary Piper Malibu, this was a 2002 Meridian, a very expensive turbine version of the Malibu, estimated value $1 million. Pictured in the background of the photo is the airplane in question, along with Mr. Schrenker, his Lexus, and his wife Michelle Schrenker.

This lovely looking woman who is grabbing this guy's junk, while carefully exposing that large rock and contemplating smashing someones head in with a tropical fruit, possibly a guava, is Michelle Schrenker . This 36 year old is what we call a trophy wife, and a mother of three. And she’s pretty hot despite her having one leg more tanned than the other one. As you can see, I have not analyzed this picture much.

Now there’s not a reason in the world for me to post this, but I understand from Google Trends that Michelle Schrenker name is the highest rated search currently on the go tonight. So what I’m doing is a little hit-baiting, seeing as if I will get zillions of hits by just posting a few pictures of Michelle Schrenker while constantly typing her name. Her name being Michelle Schrenker.

UPDATE

Just when you thought this guy couldn't be a bigger tool, the NY Post comes up with some video of Marcus and his new squeeze...dumping the wife and kids to jet off to Key West for some New Year's Eve nookie. Meet Kelly Baker, the latest to gain 15 minutes of fame, as America's latest