You know it's bad, when you turn into a Newfie joke!

Poor Belgium. If it didn't exist, it would have to be invented. Somebody, after all, has to serve as the butt of jokes about intellectually-challenged clodhoppers.
As the country passed its record 150th day this week without a legitimate government, it solidified its role as a hapless global Newfoundland. Belgium might be headed for breakup, but all the rest of the world seems to do is laugh. READ THE MONTREAL GAZETTE

If you are unaware of the Newfie reference, as it applies to Canada, take a peek.....