Michelle Schrenker naked

UPDATE!! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE TODAY SHOW VIDEO OF MICHELLE SCHRENKER....GO HERE
You didn't really believe that did you? The real headline was supposed to be "A man with his three favorite possessions."

But on my first day back, i'm trying to generate some hits, so you have to settle for a picture of Michelle Schrenker and her douchbag, soon to be ex-husband, Marcus.
Turns out this was no ordinary Piper Malibu, this was a 2002 Meridian, a very expensive turbine version of the Malibu, estimated value $1 million. Pictured in the background of the photo is the airplane in question, along with Mr. Schrenker, his Lexus, and his wife Michelle Schrenker.

This lovely looking woman who is grabbing this guy's junk, while carefully exposing that large rock and contemplating smashing someones head in with a tropical fruit, possibly a guava, is Michelle Schrenker . This 36 year old is what we call a trophy wife, and a mother of three. And she’s pretty hot despite her having one leg more tanned than the other one. As you can see, I have not analyzed this picture much.

Now there’s not a reason in the world for me to post this, but I understand from Google Trends that Michelle Schrenker name is the highest rated search currently on the go tonight. So what I’m doing is a little hit-baiting, seeing as if I will get zillions of hits by just posting a few pictures of Michelle Schrenker while constantly typing her name. Her name being Michelle Schrenker.

UPDATE

Just when you thought this guy couldn't be a bigger tool, the NY Post comes up with some video of Marcus and his new squeeze...dumping the wife and kids to jet off to Key West for some New Year's Eve nookie. Meet Kelly Baker, the latest to gain 15 minutes of fame, as America's latest

There are cheaper ways to kill yourself Marcus

Got to love this guy's can do attitude...Fake death, Check.
Suicide, on the list.
I'm sure we've all thought about faking our death at some point.....but in Alabama?.....c'mon Markus, that's just not cool.
Somewhere a shrink is salivating over the revenue they'll be able to produce with therapy for this dipshit's children.

Bottle of sleeping pills: $24.99

Razor blades: $2.49

Accessing a tall structure: $0.00

Handgun: $239.00

10-feet of rope: $16.99

Piper Malibu, Hotel room, Red Yamaha, Camping gear, Razor blades: $720,322.49

Front page of the New York Post: Priceless

Angry news reporter meltdowns

Hell must have frozen over...the Europeans are actually blaming themselves for something?

Until recently, officials in many European countries bragged that they were relatively well insulated from the global credit crisis by what they described as superior regulatory oversight. But with a string of banks pleading for rescues in the past week, officials have begun to acknowledge that their rules were insufficient.

As European taxpayers absorbed the rapidly escalating expense of bank bailouts, lawmakers on the continent toned down their criticism of Wall Street as the origin of the problem and started to blame their own lenders for gorging on subprime loans and other risky investments.

"What were they doing screwing around in the United States?" French President Nicolas Sarkozy reportedly asked his aides after he was forced to negotiate a $9.2 billion emergency bailout Monday for Dexia, the troubled Franco-Belgian bank.

WASHINGTON POST

The Mortgage Crisis Explained

Leave it to the Brits to explain the mortgage crisis. Bird and Fortune are on ITV if you have SKY....pretty funny stuff. They've got a lot of other related skits.