Sunday, April 20, 2008

CNN's token anchor pervert!

If you're stuck in Europe with the only English news you can get, being the BBC and CNN, you've probably been forced to watch this annoying prick.
Turns out Richard Quest is much more interesting than I gave him credit for.

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said. Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much simpler version of events."Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends." Any of you readers often return to your hotel with a rope wrapped around your balls?, and even a high school kid knows not to tell the cops you have drugs in your pocket.

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