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I can't stand Rick Sanchez, he's the stereotypical pseudo intellectual liberal. When I lived in Miami in the 80's he was local reporter for WSVN and I had to suffer through him then too. Sanchez, like his CNN colleague, Jack Cafferty, was involved in a DUI hit and run, only Sanchez KILLED his victim. Beside the fact theat he’s an asshole, as you can see, he's a terrible newsman...as John Stewart rips him apart.

"The System Worked"

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Sunday that the thwarting of the attempt to blow up an Amsterdam-Detroit airline flight Christmas Day demonstrated that “the system worked.”
Asked by CNN’s Candy Crowley on “State of the Union” how that could be possible when the young Nigerian who has been charged with trying to set off the bomb was able to smuggle explosive liquid onto the jet, Napolitano responded: “We’re asking the same questions.”

Captain Bullshit needs to tell Janet four little words: “Merry Christmas, you’re fired....because just like her president, Janet Napolitano is in over her head.

The drunken Obama koolaid drinkers are starting to wake up from their stupor

Earlier this week we saw the Europeans become a bit threatening to "The One" when he called for "buy American" in the Stimulis package. Now it looks like even the euphoric American public is waking up from it's drunken election stupor, and can't believe that Mr. Hope and Change hasn't solved all their problems in a few weeks like they thought he would.

USA Today/CNN poll shows that 64% approve of the job the president is doing so far in office, down from a pre-Inauguration high of 83%. On the Stimulis Plan.....only 37% of the public supports opening a sewer grate in the middle of Washington and driving Brinks trucks up to the gaping whole to dump a TRILLION DOLLARS we don’t have down a bottomless pit of waste, graft, and corruption. It took Bush a full month to drop 10%......and if CNN is involved in the polling, you can bet the "actual figures" are probably lower than that.

In Obama's "Throw them under the Bus" appointments we got a two-for-one yesterday.
Nancy Killefer , the proposed Chief Performance Officer, and Tom Daschle, Secretary Designate Health and Human Services, both out for tax problems.
Couple this with Bill Richardson, a Commerce Secretary nominee, out for a corruption investigation, and Timothy Geitner, the new Treasury Secretary, barely squeaking by after not paying taxes despite having been warned about the issue a number times, and it starts to look like Obama's "political experience" is starting to show itself.

Not a good start for the most ethical administration in the history of the universe.....and you know we haven't seen the end of the whole ex Governor Blago fiasco.

This couple won the 164 million dollar lottery.

Ever thought about what you might do with that kind of money....obviously this guy has picked a good financial planner.

CNN's token anchor pervert!

If you're stuck in Europe with the only English news you can get, being the BBC and CNN, you've probably been forced to watch this annoying prick.

Turns out Richard Quest is much more interesting than I gave him credit for.

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said. Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much simpler version of events."Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends." Any of you readers often return to your hotel with a rope wrapped around your balls?, and even a high school kid knows not to tell the cops you have drugs in your pocket.

What 30 minutes of "news" on CNN really gets you

CNN covers the birth of Christ

Cable News Anchor: We now bring you the latest cable news update on the birth of Jesus Christ. Joining us is our regular panel of experts. Correspondent Peter Jones is standing by in Bethlehem. Peter?

Peter: What we know is that a carpenter named Joseph and his virgin wife, Mary, left Nazareth to travel to Bethlehem. They went to pay a tax decreed by Caesar Augustus. When they arrived in Bethlehem, there was no room at the inn, even though Mary was with child.

Anchor: With child? But you said Mary was a virgin?

Peter: That is one of the more puzzling aspects of this case. Mary claims she is without original sin. She said God chose her to give birth to Jesus, God's son.

Anchor: That sounds kind of far-fetched. With us today is Dr. Angie Smith of Planned Parenthood. Angie?

Angie: It is biologically impossible for a woman to become pregnant without having relations with a man. In an oppressive society, Mary has been forced to concoct this absurd story to hide the truth about her relations with Joseph.

Peter: If I may continue. The baby was born in a stable in Bethlehem. Joseph converted a feeding trough into a manger and set the baby, Jesus, in there.

Leading Democrat: It is because Republicans continue to block universal health coverage that young couples are forced to give birth in a stable!

Leading Republican: The only reason the couple was in Bethlehem was to pay yet another tax brought on by tax-and-spend liberals.

Peter: In any event, when the baby was born, shepherds in the nearby fields allegedly saw angels appear. The angels said the "Savior was born" and that his name was Jesus Christ. When the child was born, a star shone bright over Bethlehem. Three kings hundreds of miles away claim they saw the star. They followed it for many days until they arrived at the stable. They brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Then they returned to their lands to spread the news.

Leading Democrat: That's typical. As soon as the Messiah is born, lobbyists for the rich and powerful are already attempting to bribe him.

Anchor: Peter, where are Joseph, Mary and the baby right now?

Peter: No one knows. From what we can piece together, King Herod has issued orders to have the child killed. Apparently, the king is threatened by allegations that this child is the Savior and Messiah. All we know is that the young family has fled Bethlehem with King Herod's men hot on its trail.

Anchor: Hold on, Peter, we have some breaking news. Our satellite cameras have located a small family heading for Egypt. This new technology is amazing! As the satellite camera zooms in, we can see a man walking next to a donkey. A woman is sitting on the donkey holding a baby in her arms. Joining us now is Dr. Nathan Adams, an expert in satellite positioning technology. Doctor?

Dr. Adams: It would appear that the young family is traveling along the back roads to conceal its movement. If you look to the right corner of the screen, you can see King Herod's army searching in vain for the young family. You can see that the army is headed east, unaware that the young family is headed west. Anchor: How far away is the army from the family?

Dr. Adams: According to my calculations the family is exactly 8 miles east of Egypt's border. King Herod's army is only 5 miles east of the family. Anchor: Wait, doctor, the army appears to be changing direction.

Dr. Adams: You are right. King Herod's army has abruptly changed direction and is now heading west toward the family at a very fast clip. Somebody must have tipped them off. That family is doomed.

Anchor: We need to break for commercial, but when we come back we'll bring you the latest on the birth of Jesus Christ. Will this young family survive? The answer when we return.

Who in the world is entrepreneurial?

The top four - New Zealand, the U.S., Canada, and Australia - place relatively few hurdles in the path of business owners. In each nation it takes between two and five days to start a business and requires five or fewer steps to do so. Those nations impose relatively low marginal tax rates too.

Not that it's a big surprise.....but Belgium is not your smartest choice if you want to start a business, and comes in a lowly 23rd.

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