Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Sarkozy to have surgery to make him taller

FRENCH President Nicolas Sarkozy is to have pioneering stretch surgery in a bid to make him taller.
The 5ft 5ins leader has contacted a leading Swiss laboratory because he has become so paranoid about his frame.
Doctors reckon they will be able to add an amazing FIVE INCHES to his height in just over a year.
When surgery is completed he will be an inch taller than his stunning ex-model wife Carla Bruni.

Couldn't he just stand on his ego?

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