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93 year old Driver Flips Car, Wrecks 2 Porsches
Veteran motorist Jack Higgs, who had gone 76 years without an accident, was trying to park his £600 Ford Fiesta next to a Porsche garage. He shot backwards and hit a red Carrera II, which acted as a ramp to flip him over on to a silver 911.
Amazingly Jack, of Penarth, near Cardiff, was uninjured. The former minister, who has vowed to quit driving, said: “I can’t understand what happened.”
Porsche dealer Dave Coombes said: “I’m not too worried about the cars. Jack survived.”