Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Sexual Assault on a Vehicle

What's up with you Canadian guys, I need some answers.
A man was arrested for sitting on a BMW at a Home Show and publicly...lubing his balljoint. The auto had to be washed down after he unfortunately...flushed his radiator all over it.
Sorry.
Reportedly he gets aroused by certain cars, including a 1967 Camaro and a 1955 Chevy Bel Air, and blames the owners for buying the cars because it tempts him to “pleasure” himself.
Have some pride, Canadians, next thing you know, you'll be fondling Yugos and Trabants down at the salvage yard.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey...a Yugo?...I haven't seen one of them in Canada for over 20 years...