Showing posts with label peta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label peta. Show all posts

Thursday, January 29, 2009

PETA's "Vegetarians Have Better Sex" Super Bowl Ad Banned By NBC

You probably don't know the two lovely ladies above by name, but they might look vaguely familiar to you.
On the left is Tanya Ballinger and on the right is Kitana Baker. They caused a bit of a stir in 2002 when they had a catfight in a Miller Lite ad. So why the reference?
Apparently, PETA put together a sexy ad to air during Sunday's big game, but the spot has been nixed by NBC.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I'm only posting this for the semi-naked women



PETA Babes in lingerie having sex with vegetables. They continually submit ads like these for the Superbowl, knowing they'll get rejected, but they will get lots of free pub.....you're looking at....right? Pretty false advertising as usual from PETA...you know real PETA chicks never look anywhere near this good.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Markus Schenker was not the pilot here

A US Airways plane with 55 people on board went into the chilly Hudson River, apparently after striking some geese upon takeoff from New York's LaGuardia Airport. Everybody made it out.
If these were Canadian geese, is this a terrorist act?

The stock market should go up today...what a country! Seriously this pilot must have a huge set of balls. He deserves whatever he wants, because it won't be long before PETA uses his likeness in a campaign for saving the geese.

And I hate to dampen the euphoria, but this America, and the plane was loaded with business people and other assorted asshats, who appear to exiting WITH THEIR CARRY-ONS! C,mon people... survival first, bag of make-up and your free peanuts next.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving

Just in case you haven't heard...today is Thanksgiving, at least in the States. Belated Thanksgiving to our hoser friends up there in the Great White North.
Also known as Black Friday Eve, as a large portion of morons will be lining up at stores at 3 in the morning, to stand outside in the cold for 3 hours for the privilege of maxing out their credit cards and plunge themselves into their own budget deficit hell.

Thank you all for coming here. I really appreciate the odd, somewhat demented comments and feedback you provide me.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow morons. May your feast be delicious, the company congenial, and your football teams victorious. And if you're cooking, may someone else do the dishes.

God Bless America, and all the morons therein.

Except for hippies, the Global Warming moonbats, and PETA, PCRM, and CSPI. Stay out of my kitchen and keep your ridiculous poppycock to yourself. Now go away......or I will taunt you!