Showing posts with label breast implants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breast implants. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Jana Rawlinson loses her boobs for her country

Athlete Jana Rawlinson has decided to remove her fake cans removed because she wants to run fast for you people of Australia! She thinks the removal of her fake boobs might lead to greater success during the 2012 London Olympics.

“Yep, I’m back to being flat as a pancake,” Rawlinson has told Woman’s Day magazine. No kidding...those are some fried eggs.

“I absolutely loved having bigger boobs but I’ve grown up enough to know myself and to be honest about who I am when I look in the mirror.
“There are a couple of girls – who I won’t name – in world athletics who are Olympic champions, but they look like men and I don’t want to be like that.”

Jana goes on to reveal that tits, like marriage, are the kind of things one can safely ditch for a time before reclaiming when things calm down a little.
Rawlinson has not ruled out going back under the knife and having the fake breasts re-implanted. “I can always get my breasts enhanced again when I finish my career. I know there are no medals for being beautiful.”

Sorry Jana,a pair of fake tits didn’t make you look beautiful anyway....you're way out of the medal round. Some money spent on that homely face of yours might have been a better investment.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Belgium Medical Tourism is Booming

In 2006, scores of people have headed to Belgium - for everything from hip surgery to fertility treatment. It is not just NHS waiting lists that are forcing British patients across the North Sea. The high cost of private care in the UK means that treatment in Belgium can be a real bargain, even with travel costs added on.
Of all the treatments available for foreigners through Belgium's 'surgery supermarket', cosmetic and cardio thoracic surgery are two of the hottest items on the shelves and attract increasing numbers of customers from all over Europe.
Prices in these areas are the cheapest in the EU and the standard of hospitals and operations is second to none. STORY