Showing posts with label corks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label corks. Show all posts

Monday, December 21, 2009

All Europeans beware of killer wine corks!

The Belgian daily 'Het Nieuwsblad' reports that Dutch MEP Wim Van de Camp has pleaded for a warning notice on champagne corks, claiming that flying corks cause "a scary amount" of accidents.

I guess if Belgians are too uncoordinated to open a Champagne bottle without injuring themselves this might explain why they have such an embarrassment for a National Football team. If you are injuring yourself by drinking Champagne.....it might be time to put the bottle away people.

As far as Mr. Van de Camp goes.....just when I think European politicians can't get any dumber......another one comes along.