Porsche's Kinderbob sled

Porsche's tradition of helping reckless adults kill themselves now extends to children. The kids can never have it too good these days, right?

If you absolutely, positively must have the best possible sled for your angelic little Skippy, you can't do better than the Porsche "Kinderbob" (or as I like to say, pricey sled).

With metal runners, a working horn, and Porsche styling, your child will be the talk of the town, and the focus of the neighborhood bully's hatred all winter long.

You can't pick these up from the US Porsche stores, but if you motor to the German site, you can plunk down an affordable €65 (or about $95) and probably get it in time for the holiday.