Thursday, January 17, 2008

BON VOYAGE RON AND KAT

Ron and Kat are moving to Paris for her transfer by UPS. We had a going away party at Stofilia last week, and a good time was had by all. Ron did a great job as president of STUDS the last few years, His efforts will be missed. Good luck on your future endeavors, and remember Brussels is not that far away.
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Brussels Auto Show

Just a reminder that the Brussels Auto Show is off and Running from the 15th to the 27th of January! ahhhh, look at those cars.......
DETAILS HERE

I want my SKY TV!

IMMIGRANTS caused millions of pounds of damage when they rioted at a detention centre – because they did not have SKY TV. Windows, walls and furniture were smashed in the all night rampage, a court heard yesterday. “The mood quickly changed from disobedience to aggression.” CCTV cameras, tables, TVs, vending machines and toilets were trashed.
Now come on, in their defense, Sky TV is brilliant, and totally worth rioting over...

But Dad, the Packers Suck!

I give Green Bay credit....they probably have the nuttiest football fans in the world. They take it VERY seriously, I mean look what he did to his dog! I bet the boy is really a closet Vikings fan, but some people should just not be allowed to breed.

When a 36-year-old Wisconsin man's son wouldn't don a Green Bay Packers jersey to watch the team play Saturday, he tied up the boy and taped the jersey to him.
The boy's mother didn't think the hour-long stunt was very cute and took photos with her cell phone. She turned the evidence into police the next day.
The father, Mathew Kowald, was cited for disorderly conduct in connection with the incident with his 7-year-old son at their home in Pardeeville,
THE STORY

Now take a look at the Wisconsin school system. As a father, I'm normally against the idea of slaughtering children. But I dare you to watch 20 seconds of this clip without resisting the urge to grab a machete and start playing "got your nose" for real. I give you the "Children of Cheese". Tax dollars were spent on this. Since it's Green Bay though, wouldn't a song about Favre in a public school be considered school prayer?

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

You Brits are a bunch of Drunks

THE average British bloke drinks the equivalent of 44,000 pints of beer before he pops his clogs, a poll found.
At today’s prices that works out at £24,000 – or a year’s average wage.
The survey of 5,000 fellas found Mr Average sups 402 drinks a year.
That includes 234 pints, two litres of spirits, 1.5 litres of cocktails, 101 glasses of wine, half a litre of liqueurs and two bottles of champagne.
He boozes for an average 60.5 years of his life – getting through a whopping 88,000 units of alcohol. One pint of weak beer contains two units. STORY IN THE SUN