Obama gets schooled from the Chinese

CNN just spit their coffee out at their monitors watching this. You better believe they are already writing a "CNN FACT CHECK" about this particular skit.

Turbo Tax Timmy gets mocked in China

Poor Tim Geithner. He already comes off as kind of nervous and insecure when talking in public, but at least in the US, the only people who ever bother him are crazed Code Pink activists.
But in China, representing the country as chief bond salesman, he openly mocked.

In his first official visit to China since becoming Treasury Secretary, Mr Geithner told politicians and academics in Beijing that he still supports a strong US dollar, and insisted that the trillions of dollars of Chinese investments would not be unduly damaged by the economic crisis. Speaking at Peking University, Mr Geithner said: "Chinese assets are very safe." The comment provoked loud laughter from the audience of students.....too bad they can't vote. Another great appointment from the Messiah.

Actually it's a good thing this was in China. If this was in a US...... Treasury would have looked at the class roster, gotten the names of the students who laughed and then threatened them with IRS audits and SEC investigations till they got with the program.

Telegraph

Why we watch the Olympics

So what’s great about this photo is not the two chicks kissing at a gymnastics meet, which is a great spectacle, no doubt. What is truly amusing about this photo is the girl in the background, sitting on a bench, looking crest fallen that her girlfriend is sucking face with another woman. As if that wasn’t enough entertainment for one photo, a cameraman, who obviously knows this liplock is going public, films her reaction as she watches her woman suck face with this other tart.


In this case....not so much. THE SHOCKER MOVE!
While you're wrestling in the Olympic quarterfinals, China's Wang Jiao has just jammed her middle finger into your rectum! She calls that her "Bung Pow" maneuver.
Could've been worse, she could have been wrestling Dong Dong.

The media can't figure out why Alicia Sacramone is so popular

Alicia Sacramone has become one of the most popular athletes on the US Olympics team - a fact that the mainstream media seems to find puzzling.

During the broadcast of the first day of individual event finals, lead gymnastics announcer Al Trautwig was seemingly flabbergasted that Sacramone was the second-most searched for athlete on NBCOlympics.com, behind only Michael Phelps.

These talking heads are really mental midgets....unless you're gay, do you need an explanation? I mean do a simple google search of Alicia Sacramone....and she's not even naked

IT TAKES A LOT TO IMPRESS THE CHURCH

Even though Michael Phelps made Olympic history, one church doesn’t think the 8-time gold-winning swimmer is all that high and mighty.

George is enjoying the Olympics

I think George might have fallen off the wagon. Even for him it would be a stretch to look that toasted.

HOLA!

It’s not often in this day and age of political correctness to see a large group of people being totally racist. Unless you live in Spain. According to the Guardian:
Spain’s Olympic basketball teams have risked upsetting their Chinese hosts by posing for a pre-Games advert making slit-eyed gestures.

The advert for a courier company, which is an official sponsor of the Spanish Basketball Federation, occupied a full page in the sports daily Marca, the country’s best-selling newspaper.

I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that they’re doing the slant-eye move (which is popular only among third graders) or the fact that they are completely oblivious to the fact that it’s offensive to over a billion people. Spain is kind of like the world’s grandpa. When everyone gets together, he still tells really uncomfortable jokes that usually involve some racial slur. And when your mom tells him to stop his only response is, “What’d I say? What? So the Nippers are good at math. It’s a compliment. I didn’t say nothin’ bad. Pass the mashed potatoes.”

Bia and Branca Feres will "not" be in the Olympics

I have little interest in the Olympics, other than some hot chicks performing, so here is my obligitory Olympic post.

These are Brazilian synchronized swimming twins Bia and Branca Feres. They will not be partaking in the Olympics. Is that not the best looking country ever?

Stop Embarassing The Chinese Government

The 2008 Olympics has given us an interesting insight into China and their desperate attempts to look normal to the world, instead coming off looking more psychotic than ever. The Chinese government now has state-approved "cheers" in an effort to get fans to cheer exactly how the government wants them too. It's almost as if the Chinese government is scratching its head as to why its citizens won't behave like those in the West. Behave, children!

Actually, the English translation of the cheer is incorrect. It should read: "China, China -- ha, ha, ha. China, China must win. Or we will be executed."