REDNECK SATELLITE INSTALLERS NEEDED

A Missouri man accidentally killed his wife while trying to install satellite TV in their bedroom.
Ronald Long of Missouri did not own a drill, (he owned a drill, it was just the Swiss Redneck drill) so he used his .22 calibre handgun to fire two shots into the wall of the room so that he could run a cable through from outside. I always thought 9mm was the proper ammunition for cable installs.
Mr Long’s wife Patsy was standing outside the house when he fired the gun. She was hit by the second bullet and later died from her injuries in hospital. STORY

Deer jumps Police Car

Though the car usually wins in a battle of car-versus-deer, it's almost always a hollow victory as the damage to the vehicle can be immense. A Jackson County, Missouri sheriff's deputy is grateful this large, white-tailed deer was able to completely clear the hood of his patrol car. No word if the deer was put up to this as a dare or he was just showing off.