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REDNECK SATELLITE INSTALLERS NEEDED

A Missouri man accidentally killed his wife while trying to install satellite TV in their bedroom.
Ronald Long of Missouri did not own a drill, (he owned a drill, it was just the Swiss Redneck drill) so he used his .22 calibre handgun to fire two shots into the wall of the room so that he could run a cable through from outside. I always thought 9mm was the proper ammunition for cable installs.
Mr Long’s wife Patsy was standing outside the house when he fired the gun. She was hit by the second bullet and later died from her injuries in hospital. STORY