The Economy Bailout Song

Markus Schenker was not the pilot here

A US Airways plane with 55 people on board went into the chilly Hudson River, apparently after striking some geese upon takeoff from New York's LaGuardia Airport. Everybody made it out.
If these were Canadian geese, is this a terrorist act?

The stock market should go up today...what a country! Seriously this pilot must have a huge set of balls. He deserves whatever he wants, because it won't be long before PETA uses his likeness in a campaign for saving the geese.

And I hate to dampen the euphoria, but this America, and the plane was loaded with business people and other assorted asshats, who appear to exiting WITH THEIR CARRY-ONS! C,mon people... survival first, bag of make-up and your free peanuts next.

You guys heard about these new things called Bagels

We got em in Brussels now, who'd have thought. Somebody better tell the New Yorkers about this, I bet they'd really like em. Go here if the link doesn't work.

Lets all be proud of our country

In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one owned not by him but by the taxpayers.

A vast lawn, a perimeter fence and many well trained security specialists will insulate him from the rest of us but the mere fact that this man will be residing in this house should make us all stop and count our blessings - because it proves that we live in a nation where anything is possible.

Many believed this day would never come. Most of us hoped and prayed that it would, but few of us actually believed we would live to see it. Racism is an ugly thing in all of it's forms and there is little doubt that if this man had moved into this house fifteen years ago, there would have been a great outcry - possibly even rioting in the streets. Today, we can all be both grateful and proud that no such mayhem will take place when this man takes up residency in this house.

This man, moving into this house at this time in our nation's history is much more than a simple change of addresses for him - it is proof of a change in our attitude as a nation. It is an amends of sorts - the righting of a great wrong. It is a symbol of our growth, and of our willingness to "judge a man, not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character".
We should all be proud of our country!

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stole it from Wall Street Jackass

Boss! Boss! De Plane! De Plane!

RICARDO MONTALBAN DEAD AT 88
Since this is officially International Corinthian Leather Day, we should probably hear from Señor Montalban himself.

He could have sold a rusty wagon on square block wheels and made it sound elegant. He told David Letterman he made the term Corinthian Leather up because it sounded nice. "They found a leather that was very pliable, very soft and very durable, so Corinthian!" Montalban said. "But does it mean anything?" Letterman asked."Nothing," Montalban conceded."