Do you want to lose some weight?...have plenty of spare underwear

There was a new diet drug and fat blocker released in the USA on Friday called ALLI that you can buy without a prescription. The drug actually comes with a warning that you might want to carry a spare pair of pants with you. Yes folks, we are talking severe anal leakage here.

Users attest to this on Alli's online message board through posts called "accident support group."

“Hurray for oily residue! Maybe now we can all quit worrying about our dependence on foreign oil. How much fat do I need to eat before I can be a self-sustaining Hummer owner? Helloooooo, Taco Bell!”

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A Day to Remember The Allied Forces

Gold, Sword, Omaha, Juno... Names that should be known to all, but fewer remember them with each passing year. Fewer still are taught about them. Today, take a moment and remember.

Take a moment, and teach.Stand silent for a moment, and remember all those who died this day, so that the light of freedom could shine again, for at least a while, on a continent gone dark.

God rest all their souls.