Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Do you want to lose some weight?...have plenty of spare underwear


There was a new diet drug and fat blocker released in the USA on Friday called ALLI that you can buy without a prescription. The drug actually comes with a warning that you might want to carry a spare pair of pants with you. Yes folks, we are talking severe anal leakage here.
Users attest to this on Alli's online message board through posts called "accident support group."

“Hurray for oily residue! Maybe now we can all quit worrying about our dependence on foreign oil. How much fat do I need to eat before I can be a self-sustaining Hummer owner? Helloooooo, Taco Bell!”

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