Maybe the Brussels Metro isn't so bad!

Things are a little different in Japan
got it from Austin

This couple won the 164 million dollar lottery.

Ever thought about what you might do with that kind of money....obviously this guy has picked a good financial planner.

What does success mean?

At the age of 3 it means not shitting in your pants.
At the age of 12 it means having friends.
At the age of 18 it means having a drivers license.
At the age of 20 it means having sex.
At the age of 35 it means having money.

At the age of 50 it means having money.
At the age of 60 it means having sex.
At the age of 70 it means having a drivers license.
At the age of 75 it means having friends.
At the age of 80 it means not shitting in your pants.

It's best to leave stomping grapes to the pros

Nothing pleases me more than seeing these talking airheads in severe pain!

Some unintentional porn from the British Government

HM Treasury recently unveiled a new logo for the Office of Government Commerce but when deciding on the logo it failed to take a look at it on its side.

The £14,000 logo was intended to signify a bold commitment to the body’s aim of “improving value for money by driving up standards and capability in procurement”, but the employees quickly spotted the clanger.
A spokesman for OGC said: “It is true that it caused a few titters among some staff when viewed on its side, but on consideration we concluded that the effect was generic to the particular combination of the letters OGC - and it is not inappropriate to an organisation that’s looking to have a firm grip on Government spend.”

FIRM GRIP INDEED!