Thursday, November 05, 2009

Never mind.....they're Canadian


They should have at least checked them to see if they were carrying any feet. If you haven't heard about this... check it out.

CIRCLE FLIES


A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though

From Phil's Dad...in 'Real America'

AMERICA ........FUCK YEAH!

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Christopher Walken does Lady Gaga's 'POKER FACE'



Friday night with Jonathon Ross on BBC1. Walken does a reading.

Layla Kiffen to pose for Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?

For a short time, it was believed that Tennessee First Lady Layla Kiffin would be posing for the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Evidently reported by the Sports Animal radio station in Knoxville, after these pictures surfaced of her tailgating befor the UCLA game. ahhhhh not true.

In the minutes after he was hired at Tennessee, Lane Kiffin's wife, Layla, shot to the forefront of Google search results.....not to mention the thousands of people who joined the Facebook group, Our Coach's Wife Is Hotter Than Your Coach's Wife. There is finally a Tennessee fan that can not wear a bra and pull it off.