Poor Posh, just imagine all the day-glo Hermes bags she's missing out on hoarding

When a Chinese condom manufacturer made the wise decision to slap David Beckham's smooth golden image onto a box of poorly selling condoms, they immediately watched sales skyrocket to number one in China.
Beckham didn't approve the use of his image and he's not endorsing or making any profit from it.It's amazing how one can take a bunch of flimsy rubber, cram it in a box, add a picture of a pretty soccer player on the front...and then sit back and watch the profits roll in. I'm in the wrong business, I tell ya.

Hey Village, we found your idiot

Drunk drivers aren't the smartest people but this lady takes the cake. This idiot goes out, gets wasted and decides to get behind the wheel.As she’s driving home, she decides to call the cops and ask them to follow her home because she’s too drunk to drive.

Super Tuesday at the Conrad

If you're not sick enough, of all the election coverage already, come to the Conrad Hotel in Brussels from 9pm to 1am for coverage of the US elections Super Tuesday.
I'll be there...where else can you find that many moonbats in one place.
Music, food, debates, raffles, results and comments on issues and candidate by Wall Street Journal Europe journalist.
Sponsored by the Bulletin, American Club and WSJE. Admission is 5 euro, no reservation needed. Cash bar with American food served....Don't tell me they are importing White Castleburgers!

The Dog Walker

Quite the Gentleman

Brussels to ban Patio Heaters....hey it's Global Warming!

Freezing smokers, thrown out of pubs thanks to the smoking ban, have taken to huddling by outdoor heaters. Obviously, it's time to ban those.
A vote in Brussels today is expected to call on the European Commission to abolish the heaters to help to tackle climate change. Such a move could cost the pub and catering trade dear.
Pubs spent about £85 million on patio heaters after the smoking ban was introduced last year. Besides forcing smokers into the cold there is concern that a ban on patio heaters could bring a significant cash loss to pubs, cafés and restaurants.

Here's a thought: If you want to build a movement against climate change, it's probably best not to make a nation of smokers desperate for a bit of global warming. I think Brussels must be afraid of the competition for producing 'Hot Air'?......Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. STORY IN THE TIMES