Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine

10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9. "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales"

8. "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"

7. "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"

6. "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York"

5. "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"

4. "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English"

3. "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"

2. "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am"

1. "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"

Another one stolen from Wall Street Jackass ....check out the Hilary missed kiss

Madonna coming to Belgium...and it's not the "Like a Virgin Tour"

Madonna is finally coming to Belgium on probably her last World Tour before she starts the Indian Casino's Tour in the US.

She will perform at the Werchter rock festival on July 11th. This is the very first time that the Queen of Pop will perform in Belgium.

The tickets go on sale next Saturday, February 7th. Tickets cost €75 and €85. Rock Werchter is the biggest and most famous pop and rock festival in Belgium. It takes place every summer in the village of Werchter

Mylene Farmer to perform in Brussels

Mylene Farmer, commonly called the French "Madonna", except for the fact that she hasn't slept with a few hundred dudes, will be performing at the stadium this summer. She's actually one of my favorite singers. She has sold 25 million records and is among the most successful recording artists of all time in France.

Mylène Farmer is the 1st artist to sell out two Stade de France shows within 3 hours of sales starting..... 18 months before the show! It's the same in Geneva where the second stadium show was already added.

Mylène Farmer will be perforning at the Stade Roi Baudouin in Brussels Saturday, September 19th, 2009! Tickets will go on sale from 8 am this Saturday, April 26th!