Sarko......You da Man!!

This man has a smile on his face for good reason. Apparently the way the couple has chosen to publicize their relationship is through a highly visable visit to – where else – Euro Disneyland. Given the French perception of “Sarko L’American,” this will jack the the press coverage. Perhaps Sarko just couldn’t resist the irony – debuting your glamorous model girlfriend by taking her on a visit to one of the tackiest places on earth.

She has previously dated Eric Clapton, Mick Jagger, Donald Trump (she was drunk) and Kevin Costner.

Although I'm not going to post any pictures of Carla Bruni nude, I could direct you a bit. I think I've seen Laura Bush in an outfit like the one pictured

here also.

A $10,000 Tip

Being a waiter is not that bad, especially if you work in a place like Buffalo Club, Santa Monica where you can get some really good money from rich celebrity visitors. One of them is Donald Trump who recently tipped the waiter $10000 on a $82 tab. After asking the waiter ‘what’s the biggest tip you ever got?’ and getting the answer ‘$500′, Donald decided to beat the waiter’s personal record substantially. He's still a dickhead with a bad combover, but a rich one at that.

UPDATE: I Should have know taking a story off Fox News would have a low percentage of being valid. This story has been determined to be a hoax. Click here to read an updated story that was posted on December 7.