Drunk Vocabulary

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Alcohol Consumption Per Capita

Thanks to the magic of the internet and the vision of obviously bored people at Unusual Maps, we can now see the average number of litres of alcohol consumed per capita based on data from 2003.

Interesting to note that they drink the most booze in Luxembourg. This is most likely a cry for help by the Luxembourgers, as no one likes to be the country referred to in terms of, "What the hell is a Luxembourg?" We should remember the Luxumbourgians and the next time you see some passed out drunk in a ditch, look to your friend and say, "Check that guy out, he must have been Luxembourged last night".