Showing posts with label baghdad bob. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baghdad bob. Show all posts

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Iraqi detainees taunt Wisconsin Soldiers about Favre

About the only thing worse you could say to a Packers fan is......Your cow doesn't produce enough milk to make cheese.

If you happen to be a Packers fan who is sick and tired of hearing about Brett Favre, and you're thinking of joining the National Guard and going overseas to get away from it all.... stop. It's not going to work. The detainees in Baghdad are going to be just as vicious as the Vikings fans you know.

Iraqi detainees are attempting to hit Wisconsin soldiers where it hurts—with Brett Favre jokes. After troops revealed themselves to be Packers fans by decorating their Wisconsin National Guard camp in Baghdad with the team’s colors, the detainees there apparently realized that Favre’s move from the Packers to the Vikings was a sore point, and “things just started going downhill from there,”

First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen says. "One of the big words they know now is 'shenanigan.' They'll constantly talk about 'Favre shenanigans,'” said Boehnen. “'He's so good for the Vikings,' and 'The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.’”

The detainees themselves are more focused on soccer, but appear to be quick studies of America’s signature sport. “They’ll hear guards talking about it, and then they pick up a lot of stuff from that,” said Boehnen. “They’re very crafty.”

Detainees are reportedly also bringing up Ryan Grant's diminishing YPC average, showing soldiers the Aaron Rodgers Sack Tracker, and teasing them about drafting Greg Jennings when Brandon Marshall was still on the board.

Friday, February 20, 2009

I missed Baghdad Bob until the media went into the tank for Obama


Remember Baghdad Bob, the Iraqi Information Minister that gave us tons of fun with his outrageous quotes? I really missed him, but now he's back....they just call it the mainstream media these days.

It should come as no surprise that his legacy is apparently being continued on behalf of the former occupant of the fictional Office of Barack Obama. The reason that this should surprise no one is that it is a carry over from the media’s misinformation campaign that helped him ascend to the highest office in the land while preying on the electorate’s lethargy and lack of attention to detail.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

You can make us pay for this crap but you can't make us listen to it.

The European commission is setting up its own radio station for distributing EU propaganda. And guess what kiddies, you get to pay for it! All yours for the bargain price of £11,500 a day.
Dubbed "Radio Brussels", (aka Radio Bulls**t) the station will be financed by the European taxpayer and will broadcast to up to 20 million listeners next year. I imagine actual listening figures will be countable on one hand! Wanna bet on who's going to be doing the math on the listenership numbers?

The European commission wants the taxpayer to fund what Lord Haw Haw was hanged for. Now the EU will have its own Minister of Information, any bells ringing here?