A Bootleg copy of Brad Pitts Oscar Speech

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The Oscars are this Sunday, which means that the world's biggest celebtards are furiously scribbling out speeches they might have to read in front of the entire universe just in case they win. Here's Brad Pitt's.

Jenna Jameson is pregnant...I don't expect the delivery to be hard

I don’t think People magazine is gonna be dropping $15 million for these baby pics, like they did for Angelina Jolie. Jenna Jameson, former hardcore porn star turned, ahem, “model,” is pregnant. A source told the New York Post.

On the outside chance that you don’t know who these 2 people are; Jenna Jameson is a world-famous porn star and Tito Ortiz is a former Ultimate Fighting Champion

Evidently Tito’s sperm didn’t have the roadblock 50,000 other men did, by that, I mean Jenna’s colon.