Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Public service announcement for Constipation

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following sentence three times in succession when symptoms occur....

My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Maxine Waters, Corrine Brown, and Al Gore".
If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

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