Dude.....they busted us by satellite

Swiss police uncover massive drug farm hidden in a corn field by spotting it on Google Earth

Swiss police announced the discovery of a large marijuana plantation hidden amongst cornfields thanks to a chance encounter via Google Earth. Thanks to the ever-popular eye in the sky of Google, 16 people and 1.1 metric tons of grass are now in custody of police.

The arrested will likely face hefty jail sentences, while the marijuana will be burnt at the stake (and if you listen carefully, you can hear a million sad stoners gasp in horror).

Can you imagine the Swiss dude trying to tell his fellow potheads, “I swear man, they got satellites watching us. They’re gonna come after us man!!” Those were the days...

How the weak dollar is like, killing your buzz, man

When I was in college, the bud from the Pacific Northwest was the good stuff one had to get from a trusted dealer, and the Mexican stuff was the cheap shit the guys in the know mixed with oregano and sold you (not that I would know from personal experience). This was back when the dollar was strong, imports were cheap and my roommate was friends with a dealer called The Magic Man. Alas, those days are no more, and not just because my old roommate is married and The Magic Man is likely in prison.

I took some sort of economics class, where I vaguely remember something like strong dollar=cheap imports, weak dollar=cheap exports. Econ classes taught me this was good for America.

Canadian bud is becoming more and more expensive and scarce, forcing potheads everywhere to start using cheap Mexican crap. damn NAFTA. Canadian jobs for Canadians, man!
How the weak dollar is like, killing your buzz, man