Watermelons...the new Viagra!

Of course, like all cool science-y stuff, there are like a million caveats. Most of the good stuff is in the rind. You'd have to eat 6 cups of watermelon to get the effect. It doesn't last that long. And so on and so forth.

Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body's blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra, said scientists in Texas, one of the nation's top producers of the seedless variety. READ MORE

Belgium Porn King Sentenced

A court in the Limburg town of Tongeren has convicted the pornographic film producer Dennis Burkas, aka Dennis Black Magic, The Flemish Porn King, (ya gotta have a monicker in the porn biz)) for the molestation of an under-age girl. Burkas has been given a one year prision sentance and stripped of his civil rights for ten years.
The 33-year-old was not chaged with rape as the 15 year-old girl not only consented to sex but also actively looked for sexual contact with the porn barron . I'm sure most 15 year olds know what they're doing so thats understandable....what?

Dennis Burkas was not in court when sentence was passed. The judge orded his immediate arrest. Evidently he fled to Prague several years ago after he tried to commit suicide to avoid his debts. He should know that in Belgium they'll come after you even if you're dead.

He is also known for having played guitar with the heavy metal group Arachnica. Please stay away from me if you knew that! STORY