The only thing that crashes faster than the Vikings season is the Metrodome roof.

Bret Favre supposedly sent penis pictures to Jenn Sterger

Deadspin is reporting they've received audio and photographic proof that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent naked pictures to Jenn Sterger, a sports reporter (basically a bimbo with large guns) who was employed by the New York Jets when Favre played there.

Favre, who has already deeply annoyed the general public by continually coming in and out of retirement, responded "I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets." Yep, the Vikings play the Jets Monday night, potentially creating the most awkward run-in of all time.

Hopefully, Favre soon realizes that permanent retirement will offer him all the time in the world for sexting crotch shots. My feeling is it's probably time to retire if you're trying to impress the staff by sending pictures of your 40 year old crotch.

Here's Jenn flashing those guns way back in the Florida State days.

The Ballad of Brett Fave

This Brett Favre tribute song has been making its way around. Blistering lyrics like “Chose by Atlanta, but not for looong-oh-ooong-oh-ooong” really take this freight train of brilliance to the house. Brett Favre has returned to glory.

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CBS rejects "gay" Packer-Viking superbowl ad

A commercial for Mancrunch, a new gay dating website, will not be aired during the Superbowl. This would be less weird if CBS hadn't given the OK to a pro-life commercial featuring Tim Tebow. To be fair, babies are cute. Two dudes kissing? Not so much, says CBS.

The travesty here...is the two dudes in the commercial are wearing Vikings and Packer jersey's. Everybody knows we'd never kiss each other. I think CBS rejected it for inaccuracy. It should be two Packer fans in the commercial and no Viking fan..... and perhaps a whiny Bears fan for a threesome. Maybe they just cut the final scene, where the guy in the Viking jersey would be on the receiving end of the abuse, symbolic of what us fans have been feeling for years.

Is it ironic that there is a "No Entry" sign behind these two guys....along with a Stop Sign with a down arrow, but CBS rejects the ad, and will still air three hours of men in tight pants slapping each other on the ass.

However, it seemed to be ok back in 2007, when they aired this ad. Since it was not really about a gay dating site....... it was about Snickers. Everyone loves snickers!

This is the media pattern that has popped up in recent years where advertisers get a TV commercial banned on purpose. I actually don't think they could have ever afforded it anyway.

This seems counterintuitive, but it works amazingly well. A company intentionally concocts an offensive commercial and has it produced professionally. It then submits it to a TV network to be added into rotation with the other ads. The network rejects it. Subsequently, the company... raises a big stink... and puts the original commercial on its Web site for download. The result is a huge surge in traffic to the company's Web site...and the commercial goes viral.

Meanwhile.....Focus on the Family has paid CBS $2.5 million for a 30-second pro-life Super Bowl commercial which will feature Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow. The ad has not been released yet, but the video posted below the tata's...I mean Tebow picture.... will give you a gist of what the topic will be. Several women's groups are in a massive uproar and are demanding that CBS yank the ad.

Also..if you haven't seen why Notre Dame football sucks......it has something to do with this picture below

Just kill me Vikings!

It's taken me a couple days to recover to start blogging again after that heartbreak. I don't even have words for this, but as I mentioned in my previous post, I was worried after Prince wrote that batshit crazy Viking song. What do you expect.... when they have fans like the one pictured above, and we have ones like the guy at the bottem, bending over and saying, "please sir...may I have another." I hope the dude knows he's going to die with that beard.

So not having the words to say I will leave you with one of the better rants I received via email the last couple days from Mike....a high school football buddy of mine.

As I watched the 2nd half, I was still thinking we should win! After all the un penalized cheap shots that Favre took, I was still thinking I might look good in a #4 jersey. As the game got down to the final Viking possession, I was believing they could win. Then, at the 19 second mark, I knew it was over and I had been once again sucked into that never ending ,gut wrenching feeling that all true Viking fans must endure. I believed!!!! You would think I would know better! Going back to Super Bowl 4 I had believed in the Vikings. At the start of every new season, I believe that this might be the year they get off the schneid. At the beginning of the season, I knew St. Brett would break my heart but I would not succumb to that doubt. Even though I said out loud and on Facebook that Favre would do this, I wanted to believe in my Vikings and I did. Today I cancelled my "best of Sirious" subscribtion because there is no more football, the season is over.
"I am a true Vikings fan! I expect them to let me down and they have never failed" I would like them to fail my expectations just once before I pass.

I f there are errors in the spelling it is because Captain Morgan has done HIS job, now if only the Vikes would do theirs.

The ROCHESTER (MN) POST-BULLETIN reports Pearson claimed he made a pledge in 1974 to not shave his beard until the Vikings won the Super Bowl.

Time to settle in and watch the Vikings

Looks like the Jets incredible run is over. They were up by 11, but down by ten into the fourth quarter now. It's a little tougher to beat them when Manning plays the whole game.

The Vikings - Saints game starts at 12:30 in the morning over here, so it's going to be a long night for me.

Hopefully the Vikings can overcome the Saints and that Godawful Viking Fight Song that Prince scratched out earlier in the week.

Let's just say that Prince jumped the shark some time ago

The Vikings fight song.

Here's somethin you're gonna want to put in the Ipod....NOT.

Brace yourself. Hold all calls for now. And close your office door if possible so you can laugh at your screen for the next 10 minutes.

This captivating little jingle is Prince’s new Vikings fight song that was unveiled last night on Fox 9. I love the Vikings..... but this sounds like a funeral dirge sung by Prince and the Lollipop Guild with a few off key Munchkins!

Not exactly Gary Glitter R&R part 2, if you wanna get pumped up.

I'm not feelin so good about the Saints all of a sudden.....

Mayne Event: Favre's Secret Weapon

Jared Allen should get his own action series when he retires, he could kick The Rock's, poser ass...even if he did play for the Canes

The Mayne Event was pretty funny.. But doesn't top the Jared Allen one...


another one from sis Robyn

I Gotta Feelin.....Vikings Song

This is what it sounds like..... when Cowboys cry

Prince looks like Rihanna…how does a 50 yr old (man?) end up looking like a 23 yr old hot chick......and tell me the last time you might have heard Bud Grant, and Prince, referenced in the same sentence.
But I spent a frikn billion for Jerry's World.....this wasn't the way it supposed to play out.

- When Doves Cry
envoyé par tressage. - Clip, interview et concert.

Those Scandi's in Minnesota are a thrifty bunch

Although I've been accused of being on the thrifty side on more than a few occasions....contrary to popular opinion....that is not me.

got it from Deb

Brett Favre Starter Commercial

Brett Favre Mic'd up!

This is good stuff....with the exception of having to listen to the Vikings vapid radio announcer Paul (it's all about me) Allen.

Iraqi detainees taunt Wisconsin Soldiers about Favre

About the only thing worse you could say to a Packers fan is......Your cow doesn't produce enough milk to make cheese.

If you happen to be a Packers fan who is sick and tired of hearing about Brett Favre, and you're thinking of joining the National Guard and going overseas to get away from it all.... stop. It's not going to work. The detainees in Baghdad are going to be just as vicious as the Vikings fans you know.

Iraqi detainees are attempting to hit Wisconsin soldiers where it hurts—with Brett Favre jokes. After troops revealed themselves to be Packers fans by decorating their Wisconsin National Guard camp in Baghdad with the team’s colors, the detainees there apparently realized that Favre’s move from the Packers to the Vikings was a sore point, and “things just started going downhill from there,”

First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen says. "One of the big words they know now is 'shenanigan.' They'll constantly talk about 'Favre shenanigans,'” said Boehnen. “'He's so good for the Vikings,' and 'The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.’”

The detainees themselves are more focused on soccer, but appear to be quick studies of America’s signature sport. “They’ll hear guards talking about it, and then they pick up a lot of stuff from that,” said Boehnen. “They’re very crafty.”

Detainees are reportedly also bringing up Ryan Grant's diminishing YPC average, showing soldiers the Aaron Rodgers Sack Tracker, and teasing them about drafting Greg Jennings when Brandon Marshall was still on the board.

Jared Allen on the Mullet lifestyle

Jared Allen of the Minnesota Vikings discusses his signature mullet and the accompanying lifestyle it demands. Only the truly great Bros can pull it off without garnering too much ridicule. Jared Allen is just such a man.

Steelers Win Superbowl XLIII; No Review On Last Play?

I stayed up to watch it, as it started at midnight here in Belgium, and just as it was turning into a snoozefest, it turned out to be a classic game. Those last 10 minutes were some kind of insane.

That last-minute touchdown grab by Santonio Holmes that will undoubtedly rank among the best plays in Super Bowl history. Being a Minnesota Viking fan, that looked like a patented Chris Carter catch.......back in the day.

UPDATE: According to NFL VP of Officiating Mike Pereira, the replay official upstairs did see the play clearly.
“We confirmed it was a fumble,” said Pereira. “The replay assistant in the replay booth saw it was clearly a fumble. The ball got knocked loose and was rolling in his hand before it started forward. He has to have total control.”

If you haven't seen the 30 seconds of live porn that Comcast viewers got in Arizona right during the Warner to Fitzgerald go ahead touchdown pass...go here.
Gives new meaning to the phrase....going deep, and balls out!

Aussie garage Logic

Aussie Garage Logic from Belgium Studs on Vimeo.

Oooh. Pom motion... nice!

Next to the Super Bowl, this is my favorite time in the NFL season. It's the time when the NFL cheerleading squads open up their doors trying to find the next dancer (stripper) to add to their team.

It's not the simple, show up and show us your tits type of thing you'd think either. For example, the Minnesota Vikings cheer squad has lots of requirements. Such as...
Must be at least 18 years of age as of Saturday, March 31, 2008
Must be a high school graduate or have a G.E.D.

No dummies allowed! This is cheerleading!

Final tryouts will be held Tuesday, April 29 at the Mall of America.

But Dad, the Packers Suck!

I give Green Bay credit....they probably have the nuttiest football fans in the world. They take it VERY seriously, I mean look what he did to his dog! I bet the boy is really a closet Vikings fan, but some people should just not be allowed to breed.

When a 36-year-old Wisconsin man's son wouldn't don a Green Bay Packers jersey to watch the team play Saturday, he tied up the boy and taped the jersey to him.
The boy's mother didn't think the hour-long stunt was very cute and took photos with her cell phone. She turned the evidence into police the next day.
The father, Mathew Kowald, was cited for disorderly conduct in connection with the incident with his 7-year-old son at their home in Pardeeville,
THE STORY

Now take a look at the Wisconsin school system. As a father, I'm normally against the idea of slaughtering children. But I dare you to watch 20 seconds of this clip without resisting the urge to grab a machete and start playing "got your nose" for real. I give you the "Children of Cheese". Tax dollars were spent on this. Since it's Green Bay though, wouldn't a song about Favre in a public school be considered school prayer?