Bret Favre supposedly sent penis pictures to Jenn Sterger

Deadspin is reporting they've received audio and photographic proof that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent naked pictures to Jenn Sterger, a sports reporter (basically a bimbo with large guns) who was employed by the New York Jets when Favre played there.

Favre, who has already deeply annoyed the general public by continually coming in and out of retirement, responded "I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets." Yep, the Vikings play the Jets Monday night, potentially creating the most awkward run-in of all time.

Hopefully, Favre soon realizes that permanent retirement will offer him all the time in the world for sexting crotch shots. My feeling is it's probably time to retire if you're trying to impress the staff by sending pictures of your 40 year old crotch.

Here's Jenn flashing those guns way back in the Florida State days.

I Gotta Feelin.....Vikings Song

Oooh. Pom motion... nice!

Next to the Super Bowl, this is my favorite time in the NFL season. It's the time when the NFL cheerleading squads open up their doors trying to find the next dancer (stripper) to add to their team.

It's not the simple, show up and show us your tits type of thing you'd think either. For example, the Minnesota Vikings cheer squad has lots of requirements. Such as...
Must be at least 18 years of age as of Saturday, March 31, 2008
Must be a high school graduate or have a G.E.D.

No dummies allowed! This is cheerleading!

Final tryouts will be held Tuesday, April 29 at the Mall of America.

The 10 Greatest Cheerleader Photoshoot Videos

Their contribution to sports is infinite. When your team is losing by a lot of points and all hope seems lot, they stand up, cheer real loudly and their hot body parts start bouncing all over the place.

Suddenly, things don't seem so bleak anymore. The players on your team see their hot body parts bouncing around and they start playing better. After your team comes back to win the game, the cheerleaders celebrate by doing a hot photoshoot in their bikinis and lingerie.

That's what my dad told me.