Bret Favre supposedly sent penis pictures to Jenn Sterger

Deadspin is reporting they've received audio and photographic proof that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent naked pictures to Jenn Sterger, a sports reporter (basically a bimbo with large guns) who was employed by the New York Jets when Favre played there.

Favre, who has already deeply annoyed the general public by continually coming in and out of retirement, responded "I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets." Yep, the Vikings play the Jets Monday night, potentially creating the most awkward run-in of all time.

Hopefully, Favre soon realizes that permanent retirement will offer him all the time in the world for sexting crotch shots. My feeling is it's probably time to retire if you're trying to impress the staff by sending pictures of your 40 year old crotch.

Here's Jenn flashing those guns way back in the Florida State days.

The Ballad of Brett Fave

This Brett Favre tribute song has been making its way around. Blistering lyrics like “Chose by Atlanta, but not for looong-oh-ooong-oh-ooong” really take this freight train of brilliance to the house. Brett Favre has returned to glory.

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CBS rejects "gay" Packer-Viking superbowl ad

A commercial for Mancrunch, a new gay dating website, will not be aired during the Superbowl. This would be less weird if CBS hadn't given the OK to a pro-life commercial featuring Tim Tebow. To be fair, babies are cute. Two dudes kissing? Not so much, says CBS.

The travesty here...is the two dudes in the commercial are wearing Vikings and Packer jersey's. Everybody knows we'd never kiss each other. I think CBS rejected it for inaccuracy. It should be two Packer fans in the commercial and no Viking fan..... and perhaps a whiny Bears fan for a threesome. Maybe they just cut the final scene, where the guy in the Viking jersey would be on the receiving end of the abuse, symbolic of what us fans have been feeling for years.

Is it ironic that there is a "No Entry" sign behind these two guys....along with a Stop Sign with a down arrow, but CBS rejects the ad, and will still air three hours of men in tight pants slapping each other on the ass.

However, it seemed to be ok back in 2007, when they aired this ad. Since it was not really about a gay dating site....... it was about Snickers. Everyone loves snickers!

This is the media pattern that has popped up in recent years where advertisers get a TV commercial banned on purpose. I actually don't think they could have ever afforded it anyway.

This seems counterintuitive, but it works amazingly well. A company intentionally concocts an offensive commercial and has it produced professionally. It then submits it to a TV network to be added into rotation with the other ads. The network rejects it. Subsequently, the company... raises a big stink... and puts the original commercial on its Web site for download. The result is a huge surge in traffic to the company's Web site...and the commercial goes viral.

Meanwhile.....Focus on the Family has paid CBS $2.5 million for a 30-second pro-life Super Bowl commercial which will feature Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow. The ad has not been released yet, but the video posted below the tata's...I mean Tebow picture.... will give you a gist of what the topic will be. Several women's groups are in a massive uproar and are demanding that CBS yank the ad.

Also..if you haven't seen why Notre Dame football sucks......it has something to do with this picture below

Iraqi detainees taunt Wisconsin Soldiers about Favre

About the only thing worse you could say to a Packers fan is......Your cow doesn't produce enough milk to make cheese.

If you happen to be a Packers fan who is sick and tired of hearing about Brett Favre, and you're thinking of joining the National Guard and going overseas to get away from it all.... stop. It's not going to work. The detainees in Baghdad are going to be just as vicious as the Vikings fans you know.

Iraqi detainees are attempting to hit Wisconsin soldiers where it hurts—with Brett Favre jokes. After troops revealed themselves to be Packers fans by decorating their Wisconsin National Guard camp in Baghdad with the team’s colors, the detainees there apparently realized that Favre’s move from the Packers to the Vikings was a sore point, and “things just started going downhill from there,”

First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen says. "One of the big words they know now is 'shenanigan.' They'll constantly talk about 'Favre shenanigans,'” said Boehnen. “'He's so good for the Vikings,' and 'The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.’”

The detainees themselves are more focused on soccer, but appear to be quick studies of America’s signature sport. “They’ll hear guards talking about it, and then they pick up a lot of stuff from that,” said Boehnen. “They’re very crafty.”

Detainees are reportedly also bringing up Ryan Grant's diminishing YPC average, showing soldiers the Aaron Rodgers Sack Tracker, and teasing them about drafting Greg Jennings when Brandon Marshall was still on the board.

But Dad, the Packers Suck!

I give Green Bay credit....they probably have the nuttiest football fans in the world. They take it VERY seriously, I mean look what he did to his dog! I bet the boy is really a closet Vikings fan, but some people should just not be allowed to breed.

When a 36-year-old Wisconsin man's son wouldn't don a Green Bay Packers jersey to watch the team play Saturday, he tied up the boy and taped the jersey to him.
The boy's mother didn't think the hour-long stunt was very cute and took photos with her cell phone. She turned the evidence into police the next day.
The father, Mathew Kowald, was cited for disorderly conduct in connection with the incident with his 7-year-old son at their home in Pardeeville,
THE STORY

Now take a look at the Wisconsin school system. As a father, I'm normally against the idea of slaughtering children. But I dare you to watch 20 seconds of this clip without resisting the urge to grab a machete and start playing "got your nose" for real. I give you the "Children of Cheese". Tax dollars were spent on this. Since it's Green Bay though, wouldn't a song about Favre in a public school be considered school prayer?